Surely you didn’t think I was going to keep my filthy Muggle father’s name? No. I fashioned myself a new name, a name I knew wizards everywhere would one day fear to speak, when I became the greatest sorcerer in the world!
(Source: simplypotterheads, via carboxyhaemoglobin)
At some point of time in his life, Tom Marvolo Riddle had to sit down and make anagrams of his name to see which one he fancied using.
Immortal Odd Lover is an anagram of his name.
So is Vomited Moral Lord and Volatile Dorm Dorm.
Can you imagine Tom Riddle wondering if he should name himself Volatile Dorm Dorm.
"I AM THE DARK LORD, VOLATILE DORM DORM."
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